Queen Songs Ranked 160 – 141

Click here for an explanation of the rationale and the ground rules I adopted, and to see numbers 185 – 161.


From 160 to 141…

Plenty of songs here that are good but just rather ordinary by Queen standards. Another couple of singles feature, as do some of the better non-album, b-side tracks. Only the first album, Queen, and A Day At The Races have yet to feature on the list.

160. Dreamer’s Ball (May), Jazz, 1978

One of Brian’s weaker efforts, it nevertheless features some great multi-tracked lead guitar.

159. Friends Will Be Friends (Deacon/Mercury), A Kind Of Magic, 1986

This song tries a little too hard to capture the anthemic, arms-in-the-air quality of Queen’s best stadium-ready songs (the video is a big clue to its intent – the nearest Freddie ever got to crowdsurfing). Released as a single to coincide with the Magic Tour, it was inexplicably placed between We Will Rock You and We Are The Champions in the set-list, an egregious error. As often, the guitar breaks (particularly at roughly 1:58 and in the outro at 3:44) are the best bits.

158. It’s A Beautiful Day (reprise) (Queen), Made In Heaven, 1995

157. It’s A Beautiful Day (Queen), Made In Heaven, 1995

Apparently, a half-idea of Freddie’s from The Game sessions (a bit like what became the opening bit to Breakthru), it’s such a shame he didn’t pursue it further. A wonderfully optimistic lyric, less decadent and hedonistic then Don’t Stop Me Now. Nicely moulded into a coherent shape by the band, including samples of early songs on the reprise.

156. Coming Soon (Taylor), The Game, 1980

After his two funky missteps on the Jazz album, this is more typical Roger fare. Propelled along by a driving drum beat, I Wanna Testify-type vocal flourishes and what sounds like Roger on rhythm guitar, this doesn’t quite hit the heights, though the backing vocals at 1:35 and the end are gorgeous. A Human Body would perhaps have been a better choice of second Roger song on The Game, with this as the non-album b-side.

155. Tear It Up (May), The Works, 1984

A sledgehammer of a song from Brian that lacks the subtle shades of his very best heavy songs. A tribute to wild partying but without the wit of Freddie’s Don’t Stop Me Now. Full-on, driving guitar compensates for awful, crashing drums. Despite the lyrical theme, it was an unlikely set opener on the Works tour. Even more surprising that it remained in the set for the Magic Tour. Even more surprising that it was resurrected by Q+AL.

154. Let Me In Your Heart Again (May), released 2014

Another promising but unfinished idea (again, one wonders why), this one from The Works sessions and nicely shaped into something releasable by Brian and Roger. The Anita Dobson version is worth searching out for Brian’s guitars (but not for the singing).

153. A Dozen Red Roses For My Darling (Taylor), b-side, 1986

An example of where that ’80s big-yet-compressed, dry drum sound works well (taking the lead in this instrumental), this is a delightfully left-field Roger creation. The repeated guitar riff is great, as are the synths and the atmospheric break at roughly 2:09 (sounding like it a cross between something from side two of David Bowie’s Low album the The X-Files theme).

152. The Loser In The End (Taylor), Queen II, 1974

Perched originally at the end of side one, ‘The Loser…’ follows uneasily – both lyrically and musically – in the wake of Brian’s magnificently dark and introspective songs, as jarring as the guitar treatments. Its theme is typically early-years Roger – the inter-generational tensions involved in growing up and embracing rock-‘n’-roll, girls and fast cars.

151. Feelings, Feelings (May), released 2011

From the News Of The World sessions, this song didn’t make it through the weeding process and at roughly two minutes’ duration obviously remained unfinished and unpolished. It’s upbeat, rocky feel is reminiscent of It’s Late and the latter part of the BBC session version of Spread Your Wings from the same period.

150. The Invisible Man (Queen), The Miracle, 1989

One of Queen’s more ‘humorous’ pieces, it certainly has an infectious bassline and nice guitar from Brian – though, take away the various aural flourishes and it’s not immediately obvious what else. Many people will doubtless disagree but it’s also one of their less likeable, ‘thematic’ videos.

149. Sleeping On The Sidewalk (May), News Of The World, 1977

In a sign of things to come, much of this blues-y piece was apparently recorded in a single take. Like many of Brian’s lyrics, he is wrestling with the price of fame and success – though with more humour that is typical in his songs. The live version from the News Of The World tour, released in 2017 with Freddie on vocal, was an unexpected delight.

148. One Year Of Love (Deacon), A Kind Of Magic, 1986

Another of Freddie’s more ‘shouty’ vocals from the ’80s, ‘One Year…’ comes complete with saxophone solo and orchestral arrangement. It is by no means the worst of the ‘mushy ballad’ type but, with its plodding beat, struggles to go anywhere particularly interesting and is sorely missing Brian’s guitar.

147. Crash Dive On Mingo City (May), Flash Gordon, 1980

It may only last a minute or so but Brian’s guitar, joined by Roger on timpani, evokes Flash’s frantic crash-dive through the city’s defence shield, ruining the wedding and killing Ming in the process.

146. The Hitman (Queen), Innuendo, 1991

This certainly sounds like a no-holds-barred Brian rocker, though there is a lengthy quote ‘out there’ attributed to Brian, saying that the original idea came from Freddie with further work from John. It is full-on and relentless, leaving little room for subtlety, though it has some outstanding guitar from Brian.

145. Funny How Love Is (Mercury), Queen II, 1974

The weakest of Freddie’s songs on Queen II, ‘Funny…’ is notable for the Phil Spector-esque ‘wall of sound’ arrangement, courtesy of Robin Cable’s production (also featured on Freddie’s Larry Lurex arrangement of I Can Hear Music). A somewhat slight song, although it comes in at nearly three minutes, the fade-out starts ridiculously early.

144. Man On The Prowl (Mercury), The Works, 1984

A more full-on Elvis-inspired, rockabilly arrangement than Crazy Little Thing Called Love, this is upbeat throughout, and has a great middle-eight (“Well I keep dreaming about my baby…”) and piano solo to finish – courtesy of Fred Mandel (originally of Mott The Hoople fame).

143. Hang On In There (Queen), b-side, 1989

This track didn’t make the Miracle album but is undoubtedly better than some that did. It sounds like a number of studio jams spliced onto a basic song, notably at roughly 2:30 and 3:10 (the latter Brian-John-Roger jam is particularly good).

142. Life Is Real (Song For Lennon) (Mercury), Hot Space, 1982

A somewhat uncharacteristically serious ‘price-of-fame’ lyrical theme from ’80s Freddie, the song doesn’t quite do justice to the undoubtedly heartfelt sentiments. Like (say) The Invisible Man, strip away the flourishes and what is left is something rather ordinary by Queen standards, which would not probably not have made the cut on any of the first six albums.

141. Dear Friends (May), Sheer Heart Attack, 1974

An affecting piano ballad in miniature.

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